I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
I am not usually a Roseanne Barr fan, nor do I like male-bashing jokes. But the thought of a riding vacuum just tickles me. Chas offered to vacuum today (as we were preparing for visitors) but he quickly tired of it when he discovered "hey this is hard work and my back hurts!" The kids are doing well overall adding in more chores happily.
But more later on the male-bashing culture in America...